Archive for the 'LOL' Category

26
Mar
10

wisdom of the owl strength of the bear!

YouTube – dungeons and dragons rap (ode to gary gygax).

via wisdom of the owl strength of the bear!.

29
Jun
08

A Job with the Lord of Undeath?

…..no, not Ted Turner…

Wow….I guess I am short and stout already….and maybe serving dark God of undeath and magic wouldn’t be too bad a gig….

25
Apr
08

Fireball Fridays 4.25.2008

At the Airport waiting to leave Rockford back to Miami, luckily, thank the Dark Seven, they have WI-fi so might as well take these two hours to write up some stuff.

+yeah I know yesterday was the first break form NPC Thursdays I’ve had here but unfortunately I’ve had a bunch of travelling to do and just didn’t let me really work on it. I’m gonna really aim for getting somthing up today, so be on the look out.

+You want maps? Maps, baby.

+ A little thing on Analog gaming

+I am workin on the maps for all the sites and sounds of Borel. Getting through all the mire of it, it’s really so uncomplicated it just takes a lot of drawing. RIght now I’m trying to see about an interface for everythin, but that a long stage goal once I have everyything in step then I’ll see about putting in the huge city interface in.

+BEHOLD GOBLIN COCK!

+Dragonbreath’s script is awesome right now and I’m really excited about gttting to draw it already, but again travel plans and such have hindering a bit so once I’m back i hope to get osme good chunky days of drawing.

+Remember the “Choose your Adventure” books? Here’s a sweet look at some of the Steve Jackson version that have come out in the past.

+Did you hear/read about this shit with WOTC and 4th edition licensing? I mean I really, really don’t care. I see why WOTC said what they said, and I understand the reaction, but c’mon folks, you don’t see it? If WOTC makes 4th edition and say companies are making supplements for it, wouldn’t it defeat the selling of 4th edition if those same companies keep producing 3.5 stuff? The whats the point? Now I dig what say Paizo is doing, and making they’re own brand while building on the 3.5 stuff, and it even looks hella good (especially with the Wayne Reynolds art) but really we shouldn’t worry as consumers, because it just means people will by working harder to get our buck, and as creators it just means we have more avenues to make and sell so much more.

+D&D Fundraising?

+ QUESTION: to all you folks out there, what is some of the music you guys like to put on during D&D? Sure we all like the LOTR soundtrack or the Conan soundtrack but what else? I use a lot of Iron Maiden, Rammstein, and other heavy but rhythmic stuff, something to signify battle. When I used to play as a kid, we would put on Slayer and Cannibal Corpse on for fight scenes. What do you guys like?

+ Reincarnation in D&D and:

Bard rock
+Video coverage on the upcoming 4th edition G4’s MMO report

Now to see if i can get home today!

14
Apr
08

GONE, GONE FORM OF MAN, TURN INTO THE DEMON, The ALL POWERFUL MC-CAIN!

Funny this I ran into on the D&D blog of FLICKR:

John McCain (Demon Prince of Republicans.) (Lesser God.)

FREQUENCY: Very rare
NO APPEARING: 1
ARMOUR CLASS: -7
MOVE: 3″ (72″ per flight sector on the campaign jet)
HIT DICE: 200 hit points (But first you have to defeat 4d8 Secret
Service Agents)
% IN LAIR: 0%
TREASURE TYPE: All your NATO base are belong to us!
NO. OF ATTACKS: 1
DAMAGE/ATTACK: Invades Iran. Takes 100d20 casualties in first strike
while inflicting 20 x 100d20 civilian casualties. Followed by war of
attrition, economic collapse, recrimination.
SPECIAL ATTACKS: 5% chance of 30,000 Megaton nuclear first strike on
Upper Volta.
SPECIAL DEFENSES: +3 or better weapon to hit. In event of combat, 20%
chance of heart attack per round, followed by the swearing in of
President Santorum. You wouldn’t want that, would you?)
MAGIC RESISTANCE: 80% (10% vs. mind control spells by Cheney.)
INTELLIGENCE: Normal.
CHARISMA: 12 (16 to neocons)
ALIGNMENT: Chaotic evil if under control of Cheney; otherwise Chaotic
neutral.
SIZE: M
LEVEL/X.P. VALUE: X/29,950* (* for impeachment)

A huge, ancient, carnivorous dinosaur from the swamps at the heart of
Republican country, not unlike Godzilla in appearance and wrinkled
integument, McCain has seen better years. Nevertheless he can breathe
fire and threaten to stomp flat the capital city of any country that Fox
News disapproves of with the best of them.

The biggest danger in facing off against a McCain is that he might be
under the mind control of the Svengali-like Cheney, Prince of Darkness.
In this case, he is likely to be lethally aggressive and even more
unpredictable than usual.

14
Apr
08

What is the Riddle of Gold?

Actually, they solved it pretty good here. Amazingly a modern pistol would be cheaper than a longword?!?! oy!

I guess you could solve it for your taxes:

01
Apr
08

One of the Strangest Emails ever…

..this was a response on the board over at Pen, Paper and Pixel forum ( where I went after reading up on the D20 Srd site) about an email the admin BOREDFLAK got, and as I was reading the responses, this popped up:

According to the rules, each gold piece weighs 1/50 of a pound. A little conversion, and we have a weight of 0.291667 troy ounces. Therefore, at Friday’s close of $689.70 per troy ounce, a gold piece is worth about US$201.16.

A Ring of Djinni Calling has a market value of 125,000gp. Using the above values, we come up with an equivalent price of US$25,145,312.50.

So all you have to do is give him the above price as a ballpark, and tell him that the final price would depend on the current value of gold. Also tell him that supplies are extremely limited. If he does place an order, tell him you are currently out of stock, with no estimate on a restock date.

Wow, you know for that kind of many, you sorta think that it WOULD work, ya know? Of course if you had 25 Million dollar, well, shit then , whats your problem?

10
Mar
08

Lessons to go by….

Hi points

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